Only a Man would attempt this..... Have tissues handy...
02-24-2011, 09:16 PM
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I originally received this as an email on my Blackberry.
SO............. I'm waiting in the kitchen cabinet section of our local Lowes for what seemed like forever and decided to open my email out of boredom. By the time I got half way through the "story" I could barely breath I was laughing so hard, tears streaming down my beat red face, nose running, coughing.... you get the picture. All of a sudden there are maybe a dozen Lowes employees gathered around me asking me if I needed some, eh hum.. ASSISTANCE. Well that made me laugh all the harder till I was almost fainting. DH was with me and all he said to the Lowes employees was, "Yes, we're interested in new cabinets for the kitchen".
The last line put me over the edge and I stumbled out of the store leaving DH behind.
SO............. I'm waiting in the kitchen cabinet section of our local Lowes for what seemed like forever and decided to open my email out of boredom. By the time I got half way through the "story" I could barely breath I was laughing so hard, tears streaming down my beat red face, nose running, coughing.... you get the picture. All of a sudden there are maybe a dozen Lowes employees gathered around me asking me if I needed some, eh hum.. ASSISTANCE. Well that made me laugh all the harder till I was almost fainting. DH was with me and all he said to the Lowes employees was, "Yes, we're interested in new cabinets for the kitchen".
The last line put me over the edge and I stumbled out of the store leaving DH behind.
02-25-2011, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by kathome
I originally received this as an email on my Blackberry.
SO............. I'm waiting in the kitchen cabinet section of our local Lowes for what seemed like forever and decided to open my email out of boredom. By the time I got half way through the "story" I could barely breath I was laughing so hard, tears streaming down my beat red face, nose running, coughing.... you get the picture. All of a sudden there are maybe a dozen Lowes employees gathered around me asking me if I needed some, eh hum.. ASSISTANCE. Well that made me laugh all the harder till I was almost fainting. DH was with me and all he said to the Lowes employees was, "Yes, we're interested in new cabinets for the kitchen".
The last line put me over the edge and I stumbled out of the store leaving DH behind.
SO............. I'm waiting in the kitchen cabinet section of our local Lowes for what seemed like forever and decided to open my email out of boredom. By the time I got half way through the "story" I could barely breath I was laughing so hard, tears streaming down my beat red face, nose running, coughing.... you get the picture. All of a sudden there are maybe a dozen Lowes employees gathered around me asking me if I needed some, eh hum.. ASSISTANCE. Well that made me laugh all the harder till I was almost fainting. DH was with me and all he said to the Lowes employees was, "Yes, we're interested in new cabinets for the kitchen".
The last line put me over the edge and I stumbled out of the store leaving DH behind.
;) LOLOL!!
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