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    Old 09-18-2010, 07:50 PM
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    There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
    One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
    Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.

    Who died and who lived?









    The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
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    Old 09-18-2010, 07:54 PM
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    :shock: :shock: :shock:


    Ditter, you are to funny.
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    Old 09-18-2010, 07:55 PM
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    I'm stunned!!! But that was a good one. Lmbo
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    Old 09-18-2010, 08:21 PM
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    This one is really really good. LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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    Old 09-18-2010, 08:30 PM
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    ROFLMBO!!!!!! Its true!!!!!!
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    Ditter, I can't go to bed without my nighttime funny from you.
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    Old 09-18-2010, 10:06 PM
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    Good one!
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    Old 09-19-2010, 12:15 AM
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    I'm telling ya Ditter....I just don't know what I would do without your funnies :D :D :D
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    Good one- you had me there!
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    Old 09-19-2010, 12:19 AM
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!We all should have known that! - Ditter, you are one funny lady - thanks for sharing.....
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