My car always has bumper sticker on it.
The one that stays the same says: "HATE is not a family value." Others revolve. there is usually an iggy (Italian Greyhound) sticker. This one says "Get Iggy with it" and another is a Gandhi quote: " I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." (Sometimes folks around here need reminding of what are really Christian values...) |
"Your mother was pro-life."
"When you go to war, remember to wear your brown pants." "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier." |
not a bumper sticker - but saw a license plate "wuzhiz" on a corvette.
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My bro sent this one to me. "Quiltabeast Caution: Will stampede at the sight of a fabric sale." www.quarterinchpublishing.com I believe this company has a copyright on it but I thought it was hilarious! Sue
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Not a quilt related one, but funny,
pull the wrinkles out of your face, go braless. |
I know you can't use this one, but it is the only one that sticks in my mind: "What if the whole world fartet at once?" Not sure WHY anyone would put that on their car.
Oh, then there is "A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work." That could be quilt-verted. |
A neighbor down the hall has this sign on her door, "Welcome to the house of poverty".
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Not all who wander are lost....
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The sign on our front door says, "Friends welcome. Family by appointment only." Under the fishing rod and fish!
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These are really good! I love funny ones but not crazy about political or religious ones even if I agree with them.
But I love that Gandhi quote- awesome!! |
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