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maryb119 08-31-2010 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by Diannia

Originally Posted by Margie
This is not a bumper sticker but saw a guy on motorcycle and on the back of his shirt it said

If you can read this, the bitch fell off.

My ex had that shirt and his current wife had one that said "I'm the bitch"....truer words were never spoken (just kidding...I like her....sort of....)

I like my ex's wife. It's not her fault that her husband is an a$#@%^e.

Ps 150 09-01-2010 01:35 PM

Went away for a "mini-vacation"-a night away for our anniversary, and there was a little sign that said, "There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness!" and my husband looked at me, one eyebrow raised, and said, "Like quilting!" This was after I had him take a few pictures of some nice tile jobs on floors that I thought I could turn into quilting desings, lol! Hmmm, maybe!

ptquilts 09-01-2010 02:29 PM

"I have one thing money can't buy - poverty"

"I work for the bomb squad - if you see me running, try to keep up"

ptquilts 09-01-2010 02:34 PM

Also, a vanity plate from a mom of many kids--

PB4UGO

Patty Sue 09-01-2010 02:40 PM

The best one I saw was on the back of a very expensive looking
speed boat. In the RV pulling it in the passenger's seat was a
sullen looking woman.

The name on the boat?

Mamma's Mink

cherryberry 09-17-2010 06:50 PM

Just saw this one at my quilt guild meeting . "My other car is a sewing machine"

2wheelwoman 09-17-2010 09:52 PM

My all-time favorite is

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

wolfkitty 09-17-2010 10:57 PM

I've seen this on a fence. There is a picture of a German Shepherd, and the sign says, 'I can make it to the fence in three seconds - can you?'

wolfkitty 09-17-2010 11:06 PM

'Dust is a protective covering for the furniture.' (Too busy quilting.)

cynde 09-18-2010 12:16 AM

My kid can beat up your honour roll student


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