Originally Posted by Diannia
Originally Posted by Margie
This is not a bumper sticker but saw a guy on motorcycle and on the back of his shirt it said
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. |
Went away for a "mini-vacation"-a night away for our anniversary, and there was a little sign that said, "There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness!" and my husband looked at me, one eyebrow raised, and said, "Like quilting!" This was after I had him take a few pictures of some nice tile jobs on floors that I thought I could turn into quilting desings, lol! Hmmm, maybe!
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"I have one thing money can't buy - poverty"
"I work for the bomb squad - if you see me running, try to keep up" |
Also, a vanity plate from a mom of many kids--
PB4UGO |
The best one I saw was on the back of a very expensive looking
speed boat. In the RV pulling it in the passenger's seat was a sullen looking woman. The name on the boat? Mamma's Mink |
Just saw this one at my quilt guild meeting . "My other car is a sewing machine"
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My all-time favorite is
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. |
I've seen this on a fence. There is a picture of a German Shepherd, and the sign says, 'I can make it to the fence in three seconds - can you?'
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'Dust is a protective covering for the furniture.' (Too busy quilting.)
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My kid can beat up your honour roll student
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