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He's not playing with full deck.
His elevator doesn't go to the top. |
When talking about stocks and bonds, it's usually said "Don't put your eggs in one basket."
But my husband says,"You can put your eggs in one basket, but WATCH that basket!" |
My FIL says - Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
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I am a nurse, having worked over 21 years as a charge nurse in a hospital. One of my nurses used to have a saying "shot themself in the foot". It is like trying to take short cuts and end up having more work to do than if you did it right the first time.
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"And if your friends go jump off a cliff, I suppose you would too?"
(Used everytime I said, "But Moooooooooooom...EVERYONE is doing it!) |
My MIL used to say on a foggy day...looks like the inside of a mouse's pocket.
Also, haven't done that since Hector was a puppy...who was Hector?? |
Patience is a virtue.
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In our hospital hall once we had a poster with a cat hanging onto the end of a rope that said, "tie another knot & hold on." I'd laugh when I'd be stressed out & see that.
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Originally Posted by Dragonfly Nana
One of my dad's was "Colder than a witch's tit in January"
we lived in Minnesota at the time. |
Dont like my gate, don't swing on it!! Love that one
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