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"if you do not have anything nice to say,, then say nothing at all"
" behind ever good man,,, is an even better woman,," " you can only be you,, someone else is already taken,,,," |
My husband likes to say "That's what she/he said, then the bed broke!". It gets many a laugh when interjected at just the right time.
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Can't never did anything, until he married can. You made your own bed now, lay in it. Lots more just can't think of them now.
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Can't never did anything, until he married can. You made your own bed now, lay in it. Lots more just can't think of them now.
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My dad's favourite was "you don't have to be crazy to get along in this world...but it helps".
My children are carrying on the tradition. :D "there are only two kinds of problems....my problems, and NOT my problems". |
Originally Posted by Baren*eh*ked_canadian
Originally Posted by 2wheelwoman
I just remembered one I heard often from grandma as a kid, but never understood at the time: A stitch in time saves nine. I always wondered, nine what?
Another was: You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Huh? Now, with some life experience, they make sense. |
Originally Posted by Quilter2B
Originally Posted by Up North
Don't put the cart before the horse.
My daughter uses this to describe her brother: Not the brightest crayon in the box. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. One fry short of a happy meal. One brick short of a full load. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. Over his head in a parking lot puddle. Couldn't lead a pack of hungry wolves to fresh meat. |
my husband's favorite when talking about not so bright folks "he couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel" military thing i guess
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All ticks and no dog. Pastor used it in the sermon this morning.
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