my mother's favorite "because i'm the mom & i said so"

my favorite " i have one nerve left, and you're on it!"

My son's a truck driver - he says "2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 left turns will"

In response "if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all".........................

And boy! What I can't say about her (or him)!

Is the glass half full or half empty?

My Mom said that all the time too. Also "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

Nerveous as a lonf tailed cat in a room full of rockers

if it was a snake it would have bit you when you can't find something and it is right out in the open

My mother's favortie saying was, "Miracles never do cease". I would hear this if I did something more than was asked of me that caught her by surprise. I even use it with my children.

Katrina :thumbup:

That was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

I really don't think a poke in the eye with a dull stick would be too good either.

Busier than a one armed paper hanger.