With time, women gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am! |
I love this!!! I will now look in the mirror and admire how smart I am.....:)
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Me too!!! Boy I must be extremely smart!
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Boy, am I smart!! I'm so smart I'm almost afraid to sit down in case I might expand my learning!!
While I'm trying to figure that one out, I'll put a sheet over my full length mirror, it lies to me constantly. |
Love it. It explains so many things. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wow I must be the most intellegent lady on my block!!! Mensa might be calling soon!!!
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I'm getting smarter every day....whew, so thats it..glad you told me, I was getting worried!
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Originally Posted by Quiltforme
Wow I must be the most intellegent lady on my block!!! Mensa might be calling soon!!!
I am a genius I suppose. |
Wait until I tell my Doctor this one!!!
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I love this! :D:D:D
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