a play

football or baseball (both happening right now)

Football

Table lamp or floor lamp

table lamp

short hair or long hair

Short hair

With or without closed captions on TV

without

manicure or pedicure

Neither

Elevator or escalator

Escalator

pumpkin pie or pumpkin muffins

Pumpkin muffins

Tap water or bottled water

Reverse osmosis tap water

sweater or sweatshirt

sweater

scarf or hat