Had worse on my lip and kept whistling.
My dad used to say,"Oh, your nose in my butt." Them two are thicker than s--t on a stick. If so and so turned a corner (the other so n so)s nose would break off. I don't make me no never mind. Stand hitched. (for stand still) |
Shaking like a dog s---ing bones.
He's a hard dog to keep under the porch. Dog in the manger. Just like a dog chewing on a bone. Digging up bones. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free. My mom used to say," Oh you don't know from adams all fox." I think she meant adams off ox. |
It has been fun reading a lot of the sayings I had forgotten. Why don't we use phrases today?
When things didn't go right for me I would say, Oh Good Gravy. Reap what you sow. My grandfather used the phrase. She acts like she has a cob up her butt. Someone was uppity meant they thought they were better than you. He's so narrow minded he can't see the fly on the tip of his nose. |
my mom would call us kids "grace" if we broke anything. Were you born in a barn
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I have heard almost all of these. Here are a couple more:
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." "He is older than dirt." |
Knew an old lady who was as old as her eyes and a little older than her teeth.
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How about: "Hop to it and get a red nose" and "Use a little elbow grease".
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aaaaaaaaaaa the good 'ol days, brings back many memories
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Riding shotgun (riding in the front passenger seat)
Too dumb to pour pee out of a boot with the directions written on the heel. |
Oh, for Pete's sake! (Who was Pete?)
Colder than a well digger's ass Time to get the hell out of Dodge! Let's blow this place (leave) |
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