Funny funny. The smoke alarm is our call to dinner too.

We are a very too much informal group for Martha. She wouldn't understand us or us her. Everyone have a great Thanksgiving no matter how you celebrate. Just hug each other.

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Love this!!!
Thank you!!!
I, too had to send it off to friends & family!!!

Thanks for the laugh. :lol:

This was my laugh of the day! Thanks.

She wont be at my house niether. ("Oh Darn!)
Thank,s for the laughs! This almost sounds like our Thanksgiving days.

This sure does bring back memories.

And our entire family has the same rule. You have two choices..either like it or don't, if you won't eat it so what? Someone else, or the dog, will eat it at some time or other. You can have gravy poured over your salad if you wish, just don't gripe about anything on the table or you will be chosen as dishwasher number one.

Shoot, I should have had this at my house on Sunday past (which is when we had out thanksgiving), the only thing I will add is:

All cell phones will be left at the door in a bag, you may reclaim them after dinner to alleviate the need to announce your seperation plans, divorce...etc. via text messaging to your spouse!

Oh and by the way...I am now on strike!

[quote=pstoner] the only thing I will add is:
All cell phones will be left at the door in a bag, you may reclaim them after dinner to alleviate the need to announce your seperation plans, divorce...etc. via text messaging to your spouse!quote]

Considering the "frolic" of family dynamics at holiday times, these are priceless, but this last one is essential! LOL! :oops:

Going straight to my neighbor who is making the trip home this coming weekend and dreading the situation between sisters that puts her in the middle. I suggested she stay here and go with me to dinner somewhere we can have a couple of really good stiff drinks!

Jan in VA