One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' And they say blondes are dumb..... ---------------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world....' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....... ---------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.. --------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ------------------------------------------ Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. ------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' |
you are toooo funny :lol: :lol:
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lol!
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you crack me up!
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I can always count on you to make me laugh.....every day! Thanks so much for sharing!
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As I read this my husband was whistling...I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell him why I was laughing - then all three of my DD's came and read and started laughing...I don't think we will ever be able to hear him whistle without laughing our heads off now!
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LOL. My husband's reply to these... "yeah, yeah, yeah."
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LOVE the whistle joke...ROFL
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Brilliant. I needed a good laugh!
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My dh didn't care for any of them, dont' know why???
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