If you want to have a pity party no one will come. Can't never did anything. You can't go anywhere if you don't start.

If you don't want to play with the big dogs, stay on the front porch.

Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about........(a particular favorite of my parents)

I see the ever popular life is not fair I said it to my kids and with today's generation I wish more parents had not only said it but ment it.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

When kids complain that they have to do a chore by themselves:

One little boy is worth one boy's work
Two little boys are worth a half day's work
Three little boys are worth no work at all

"Scratch your mad place and get glad."

Be sure that your sins will find you out.

You can get glad in the same pants you got made in.
Can't never could.

A stiff prick has no conscience.

We must have had the same parents! I was just about to type that!