B, sometimes, it works so well for me,...I'll tell you a short-short:
'twas December 24th, I had been summoned at 10:30 the night before, to come get a shot, first thing.
Had been on sewing machine all night long. Stopped at 5:30a.m. to take a shower, eat and zooooom......
Told nurse...I am sew busy, I am gonna have to hire someone
to bitch and moan.
She liked that so much, she said she was going to use it. :wink:

omg too funny lol

Quiltncrazy and butterflywing ....

Love them BOTH !! Seems to describe me to a T !!!

OMG - I love you both, B and QNC!

sending the luvs, right back atcha, Joanne! :XD:

OMGosh!!!! Tooo funny!!!!! I'll have to use QnC's on DH and I'll just have to share B's with my friends... :lol: :lol:

One day, long, long ago,
there lived a man who did everything his wife expected him to do.

Then she woke up
and she realized he only existed in her dream.

The End

I'm sorry to have offended anyone. Thinking the first part was just a joke, I made a comment I shouldn't have made. Unfortunately, I've found on this board, one can't delete their own post upon finding out they may have offended someone, so I offer this.

I publicly apologize for hurting anyone's feelings, and I will not post again. There is far too much pain in this world to be causing pain over a bad joke.

Sorry I can't just delete the post. This will have to do.

Hi, 2K...umm, unless someone private messaged you, which would be nun'o'mine....could you tell me just a little bit more about what offense you feel you have infracted?
no hurt feelings, here. your right about not deleting...but only after twenty minutes. For twenty minutes after you post, you can hit the edit button, unless I am completely mistaken...and delete your words.

I love short stories. Especially this one. :D :D :D