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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A : So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ? Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
Funny!!!
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where do you find this stuff ditter, too funny. keep them comin
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Shall be sending that to my DD1 who is pregnant with No. 3
With her morning sickness this will give her a laugh. |
Thanks for the laugh!
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So funny
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So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I read this to my husband and he thinks it's very funny. Thank you for sharing.
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Originally Posted by katydidit
So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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