You always make me laugh. Keep 'em coming.

Thats tooo funny!!! :lol::lol: And just the other day I heard a song on the radio about Rudolph being sick and his cousin "Leroy" taking over his duties. Leroy wears overalls...it was hilarious!

As a Southerner that sounds normal. the only thing is the pepsi with the moonpie, Atlanta is the home of Coke. the drink not the smoke. I just hope he keeps his mason jar full of moonshine away from the elves.

Ditter you scare the begeebees out of me -- so I laughed so hard, I cried.

So funny!! Thank You - Ditter. May you and yours have a wonderful and blessed Christmas.

So funny!! Thank You - Ditter. May you and yours have a wonderful and blessed Christmas.

My Dear Ditter,

Just to set the record straight here, my law firm, located in the great State of Texas, represented Bubba in the negotiations. There are several changes of note.

Paragraph 2, line 1: No self respecting Texan Santa would drink anything but Dr. Pepper on Christmas Eve. It is also requested that it be the original Dr. Pepper bottled in Dublin, TX whenever possible. After all, Bubba has first class taste.

Paragraph 2, line2: The word "snuff" should be replaced with "chew".

Paragraph 3: It is up to Bubba's discretion as to the use of coon dogs, horse or the ever popular Longhorn steer.

Paragraph 5: The proper approved response of the elves should be replaced with the words, "Did all y'all git dat?"

Please initial these changes and return.

I think Ive seen Bubba Clause's family in my neck of the woods.. Just the other day I saw a gruffy, bearded toothless man who looked like bathing and combing his hair was not top on his priority list, spit his chew while riding his lawnmower down main street in the middle of town.. Being a city girl all my life, Now I think Ive seen everything.... !!!

My goodness girl, apparently you don't live in the deep south!!!

Melinda in Tulsa
(born and raised in Fla and lived 30 years in TN)

Love it! Merry Christmas Ditter and everyone else here!