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My parents bought a whopping ginormous bag of halloween candy yesterday. Now I am not talking about the cheesy dorky yucko candy. I am talking the goooood stuff like Twix, Snickers, Milky Way, Three Muskateers, Reeses PB Cups, etc.
Do these people not know how very tempting that is to me?!?!?! So, their solution you ask? Yeah. They hid them in our downstairs kitchen where they know it would be h-e-double-hockey-pucks for me to get to it. Grrr. I so hate Halloween. Missy |
Resist the temptation!!!!!!! No no no Missy.
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Originally Posted by cjomomma
Resist the temptation!!!!!!! No no no Missy.
Missy |
Originally Posted by cjomomma
I used to work in a board and care facility for the mentally ill, I could see that happening. Guess where I met DH at? And no he didn't work there. A man would have to be crazy to stick with someone like me. BTW Missy I loved the joke.
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Originally Posted by MissyGirl
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said,' Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' Happy Mental Health! *************** Reposted from way back in February from...I cannot remember. I am feeling a bit mental at the moment. LOL Missy |
Originally Posted by Leota
Originally Posted by lauriejo
Hmmm I wonder if these would work with the gluten free cake mixes?
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Now Missy we have talked about this before and you know there is a 5 cal snack that you could have it you wanted to so stay way from the Halloween candy.
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I am soo mad I haven't been receiving any of the notices and had to "find" this again sorry gonna have to read to catch up! Oh and by the way I lost 3 pounds this week! whoo hoo! |
Originally Posted by sewred
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I am soo mad I haven't been receiving any of the notices and had to "find" this again sorry gonna have to read to catch up! Oh and by the way I lost 3 pounds this week! whoo hoo! YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEE 3 lbs good for you. |
Thank you! I read your avatar I am soo not ready for christmas!
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