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If wishes were real a frog wouldn't bump his butt when he hops.
They would climb a tree to tell a lie before they would tell the truth on the gound. |
Originally Posted by JJC
Originally Posted by JJC
Originally Posted by Pollyv9
I have been reading the nickname thread. Some are so funny. It made me think of things my family used to say. One of my grandmothers favorite sayings was somebody was grinning like a wave on a slop bucket. Do you know what a slop bucket is? I do! When I was young I thought my Mom's old saying "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly holds it own" was so funny. Then I went to a reunion and guess what? She was right.
I would always tell my children when they came in dirty from outside - well you are washable you know. Another line I would catch myself saying due to the fact that all of our childrens names started with A's, well you know which one you are when I would say one name and actually meant one of the other ones. |
I just remembered this one from my Grandma: Can't never did try.
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Another line I would catch myself saying due to the fact that all of our childrens names started with A's, well you know which one you are when I would say one name and actually meant one of the other ones. |
If wishes were fishes we would all have a pond full
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Originally Posted by Lizzytish
If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about
Can you tell I grew up in the 60's my mom's saying. That's why I told you not to do it. Knee high to a grasshopper It's raining like a cow peeing through a screen door. |
Knee high to a puddle duck.
Funnier than the split hairs on a frog's back. YOu see the look on my face and you're still talking to me? That's the last straw on the camel's back If she jumped in the lake would you follow her? (of course) |
Uglier than a dog walking backwards
Dumber than a box of rocks Let's say we do & don't (meaning we can say we did it & we didn't) They don't have 2 nickles to rub together |
My granddaughters babysitter always said--"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit"! I love it.
It's not what you say but how you say it. |
Originally Posted by debbieumphress
Knee high to a puddle duck.
Funnier than the split hairs on a frog's back. YOu see the look on my face and you're still talking to me? That's the last straw on the camel's back If she jumped in the lake would you follow her? (of course) |
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