Since we had to put the cats on restricted feeding times, (trying to get the weight off of our very fat "BubbleButt"), I'd have to say my title is "Food Timekeeper". :)

My children used to call me Blessed Silence. It came about as one of those funny misunderstandings. When the kids were little, I was driving them home from school, and they were in the back seat singing happily at the tops of their lungs, "Mommy, Mommy, Mommer, Momms." After about 30 minutes of this glee, I told them I wanted to hear some Blessed Silence. So...Mommer is now Blessed Silence. Lol

ha ha i thought that was funny Doorman because that is exactly
how it is around here. heaven forbid if they all went out at the same
time.

How about cook, dishwasher, laundress, assistant, and mom, grandma, babe

i see that im not the only pet doorman. yes they never go out together and never come in together. they do keep us young and hopping.. lol

"call Gama Lynn" seems to be mine on fixing something or cooking favorite dish or where to get something,picking them up...etc

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*** I call myself the "DEAR ABBY OF DUNCAN".
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*** It seems everyone thinks I have good advise.
*** They want to ask me questions.
*** They know I keep secrets.
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*** I have been asked some really weird questions.
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After last night I'm calling myself "Fox Chaser."

The foxes around here like to tease my dog on the opposite side of the fence... in the middle of the night. The one last night was as big as my dog! It won't go away until I shine my Maglite in its eyes. I've tried shaking a rug at it, but running toward it with the Maglite seems to work the best.

I am from the South, raised my daughters in AZ. Daughter #2 married a guy from New York (yes I am blaming him LOL) All of a sudden I am MAW?? What is that awful, donkey braying, sound?? MAW?? Oh Dear........

Gee Ma, from all the "no's" to the requests from the kids. Now my grandkids call me G-Ma for grandma.