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C.Cal Quilt Girl 09-19-2010 08:38 PM

ROFLOL.... :) Thanks !!

Sadiemae 09-19-2010 08:51 PM

This was so true, it was funny!!!

MegsAnn 09-19-2010 09:12 PM

Yup. Been there, done that. Ew.

leatheflea 09-19-2010 11:09 PM

My answer to that is ...knock on the mens door, if no answer, go in lock the door, carefully do your business, men are pigs but they always have paper, no sitting in here. I've done this countless times there's never a line and most men are more than happy to let you go in ahead of them and watch the door for unexpected visitors. Believe it or not even in todays world men still have manners.

Qbee 09-19-2010 11:29 PM

OMGosh that is too funny! It reminds me of a HORRIBLE incident I experienced years ago. Long story short, I worked as a Social Worker in Texas. Since we were state funded, we would be audited every year which basically involved a not so pleasant person following us around to all of our client's homes to sit and take notes as we spoke to our clients! Fun huh! Well anyway....I was VERY young and had just had my first child at audit time. I had only been back to work about a week and I was still breast feeding and so I had to go by and feed the baby or pump during lunch each day. At the beginning of the day the auditor told me that he would like to get all the visits done early and asked if I would mind eating in the car rather than stopping for lunch...sure...OK. I had planned to sneak to the office to pump during lunch! So....as you can imagine...we are driving around and my chest is getting closer and closer to exploding! Finally, I say I need a bathroom break. Without thinking, I run into a stall and crank up the 'ole pump. Now...if you have not heard a pump, let's just say it makes a "vibrating" noise. Needless to say the local small town folk were NOT pleased, reported me to the manager and the next thing I know, I have someone knocking on my stall door. All the while the auditor is sitting in a booth happily drinking his little coke!!!

debbieumphress 09-19-2010 11:37 PM

Ditter this was great and all the other comments too. I can add a funny I think. At least to me. I have this thing about going into a public restroom when someone else is there. SO I wait patiently for them to leave and then go about my business, when someone comes in I stop. SOmetimes it takes me a long time. My DH still laughs at me. When I hear noises from the other booths, I feel so sorry for them. Well, now that I am older, I don't care and I am in and out lickity split. ROFL.

twistedsheets 09-20-2010 12:38 AM

This happens too many times. I will add to this tho. Went to a bathroom in a truck stop down by the Mexican border. We had just picked up a load and was the closet place we could weigh the truck. Well I always have to go, know what I mean.? And of course get more coffee and soda for later! I checked and saw no feet when I went in ! While I was sitting doing my thing, I noticed I was out of paper. Seat paper was there. I heard some one cough in stall next to me. I asked is some one there and could you please give me some toilet paper if you are under the stall wall. I was handed some. Finished my business and flushed and went to sink to wash hands. Well I hear shoes hit the florr and stall swings open. Out walks this guy with the white turbin and long beard. I nealry pooped myself. He walks out of the bathroom never even flushed or washed hands. I never stopped there again!

Ditter43 09-20-2010 12:47 PM

Oh this is too funny!! I'll tell you one on me.
Many years ago my Dh , our DS and his girlfriend went to our favorite little pizza place. When the pizza was server, piping hot,my DH tried to serve me the first piece at the same moment I reached to get a piece. The result was hot cheese on the back of my hand.
I jumped up and ran into the restroom to run cold water over my hand. After a minute or so, I looked up in the mirror and to my surprise saw urinals behind me! I realized I had ran into the men's room by mistake! Gratefully there was no one in there but me.
I quickly exited, hoping no one had noticed. My DH and DS still tease me about it!

ptquilts 09-20-2010 02:57 PM

was in a truck stop in MN one time, early morning, just going in the stall in the ladies room, I got a quick glimpse in the mirror of a guy in another stall, closing the door.
I said, I think you are in the wrong restroom, and he said, Oh, I didn't know or something like that.
But he didn't leave!! SO I did. About 5 minutes later he came out. Weird.

MegsAnn 09-20-2010 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by Qbee
Now...if you have not heard a pump, let's just say it makes a "vibrating" noise. Needless to say the local small town folk were NOT pleased, reported me to the manager and the next thing I know, I have someone knocking on my stall door. All the while the auditor is sitting in a booth happily drinking his little coke!!!

LOL Qbee!


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