Instead, the puppies wanted to play with the one-eyed, one-toed, flying purple people eater, and

the koala bears suddenly

started singing Waltzing Matilda

and dancing in their purple tutu's

while the puppies did cartwheels because

they had sat on a bull-ants nest

that was populated by zillions of angry biting ants.

Meanwhile, the sorcerer

cast a spell

over all the unfinished quilts of the world