Real Court quotes. Very very funny.
03-18-2012, 05:17 PM
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I love that list!! I used to work in the Prosecutors' office, and was present when really funny things are said!
One that comes to mind was when an "Absent-Minded Professor type" Attorney asked a female Dr. on the stand about a bar stool that was a piece of evidence. He started out by saying, "Now Dr. I am sure you are familiar with bar stools? She was a little taken aback, but answered, "yes." The whole courtroom, including the Judge, were laughing uncontrollably.
One that comes to mind was when an "Absent-Minded Professor type" Attorney asked a female Dr. on the stand about a bar stool that was a piece of evidence. He started out by saying, "Now Dr. I am sure you are familiar with bar stools? She was a little taken aback, but answered, "yes." The whole courtroom, including the Judge, were laughing uncontrollably.
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