A Real Man
06-28-2010, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Quilt4u
:lol: :lol: :lol: Where is that man? :lol: :lol: :lol:
06-28-2010, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by KatFish
Originally Posted by Quilt4u
:lol: :lol: :lol: Where is that man? :lol: :lol: :lol:
06-28-2010, 07:08 AM
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I married the Cheep Wine too for my first marriage. Makes me appreicate my DH all the more. He was the 88th guy I dated after my divorce from the Jerk. I thought if I made it to 100 and still couldn't find what I was looking for I would never have to date again. Lucky me that I am so stuborn or I would have gave up after the first 50 guys and missed out on the last 14 years of wedded bliss.
As for "the Jerk", well I did feed him cat food before I left him. You know the dry crunchie kind. Crunched them up really small and put them on top of his salad. Told him it was cheep Aldie Baco's. He said they were't too bad. Don't feel sorry for him, he moved his girl friend into my house while I was in the Hostpital giving birth to our youngest daughter. He never knew that he ate cat food so everytime I see him I still get those warm fuzzy feeling of revenge.
As for "the Jerk", well I did feed him cat food before I left him. You know the dry crunchie kind. Crunched them up really small and put them on top of his salad. Told him it was cheep Aldie Baco's. He said they were't too bad. Don't feel sorry for him, he moved his girl friend into my house while I was in the Hostpital giving birth to our youngest daughter. He never knew that he ate cat food so everytime I see him I still get those warm fuzzy feeling of revenge.
06-28-2010, 07:24 AM
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Well, mine moved another woman in when I was sent for further cancer treatments. He was intending to collect on my life insurance, and when the cancer hadn't killed me, he was a retired criminal investigator, and he had started setting up "accidents".
06-28-2010, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by KatFish
Originally Posted by Quilt4u
:lol: :lol: :lol: Where is that man? :lol: :lol: :lol:
06-28-2010, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Toto's Mom
Well, mine moved another woman in when I was sent for further cancer treatments. He was intending to collect on my life insurance, and when the cancer hadn't killed me, he was a retired criminal investigator, and he had started setting up "accidents".
06-28-2010, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by amandasgramma
A Real Man
A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind. :D
A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind. :D
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