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    Old 08-19-2012, 12:59 PM
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    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newswpaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

    "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the husband. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We had not gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.

    My wife quietly said, "That's once."

    We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.

    My wife quietly said, "That's twice."

    We had not gone half a mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.

    I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said,



    "That's once."
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    Old 08-19-2012, 01:17 PM
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    That would work!
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    Old 08-20-2012, 02:59 AM
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    ha ha that is funny. like it. lol
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    Old 08-20-2012, 01:54 PM
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    Ilike that. Thanks for the funny.
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    LOL I'm going to have to show that one to my husband!
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    Old 08-21-2012, 04:56 AM
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    Enjoyed the laugh !!! I guess he learned his lesson early on in their marriage!!!
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    Old 08-21-2012, 05:16 AM
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    Why didn't I see this years ago? LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Old 08-21-2012, 05:20 AM
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    Love it!!!
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    Old 08-21-2012, 09:07 AM
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    Wish I had read this before I was married!
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    Old 08-21-2012, 09:23 AM
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    So - did she walk back up the canyon?

    Sorry - this type of 'humor' - killing an animal (even in a joke) because it stumbles does not amuse me.
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