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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:28 PM
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    A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.




    Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'



    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.




    The husband says, 'Good Grief ! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it !'




    He never heard the shot.




    Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:30 PM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:31 PM
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    You are too much. I always send your jokes to a non-quilting friend. She said to tell you she appreciates the "Ditterisms" and so do I.
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:37 PM
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    :thumbup: good one.
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:41 PM
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    too funny.. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD:
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:41 PM
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    Tee hee. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:48 PM
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    This is too funny! Thanks for all your funnies!
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    Old 11-09-2010, 07:59 PM
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    He got what he deserved! LOL
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    Old 11-09-2010, 08:12 PM
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    Too funny!
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    Old 11-09-2010, 08:34 PM
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    I like it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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