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    Old 08-22-2011, 05:46 PM
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    thats one mistake I dont want to make...my wife would say "WHAT"?
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    Old 08-22-2011, 06:16 PM
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    Now every time I see someone posting pictures of the bargello quilt they just finished I am going to snicker quietly to myself...

    bordello quilt, LOL that is so priceless.
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    Old 08-22-2011, 06:35 PM
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    Oh, that was too funny! TFS
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    Old 08-22-2011, 06:40 PM
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    That is so funny!! Yes, you MUST make her a bordello bargello!


    Originally Posted by MadQuilter
    We have a relative who bragged that she got her husband one of those "modern GENITAL watches" for Christmas. TO this day, I know things as Analog or Genital.
    Oh, that is hysterical! LOL!!!
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    Old 08-22-2011, 06:59 PM
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    Originally Posted by mizkyp
    Make sure that you put red in that bordello quilt. I can relate to your mom. lol
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    And it also needs a picture of a red wallpapered room with a lot of lovely females in plunging gowns and each one holding a glass of champagne with a man coming in the door and ripping off his...

    On second thought, a Bargello might be better.
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    Old 08-22-2011, 07:15 PM
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    LOL! :mrgreen:

    I used to work with a woman who, one day, was telling me about a movie her family had gone to see the night before. It's the Disney movie that has lots and lots of cute little black and white spotted puppy dogs. She called it, "101 Dam*ations!"

    (Put an N where the * is. ;) )

    It was ALL. I. COULD. DO. not to burst out laughing! :lol: :mrgreen:
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    Old 08-23-2011, 03:12 AM
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 08-23-2011, 03:56 AM
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    Sounds like a particular person in my group that asked for "Four Tickets to Prince Capsicum please", when we went to see "Narnia, The Voyage of The Dawn Treader"...
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    Old 08-23-2011, 05:16 AM
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    How about ordering a gestapo soup instead of a gazacho n a very classy restaurant as one of a lady I know did,
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    Old 08-23-2011, 06:38 AM
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    Love your Mom. Think about it , It might not have been a mistake, cause I do not care for them as they look kinda vaginal.
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