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    Old 07-20-2011, 03:27 AM
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    I have kleptomania,
    But when it gets bad,
    I take something for it.

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

    I may be schizophrenic,
    But at least I have each other.

    With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
    It is worth reflecting on the death [actually Jan 2, 1996] of a very important person,
    Which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote
    "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
    The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
    They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

    I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
    Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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    Old 07-20-2011, 04:06 AM
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    Thanks for the morning laugh. Now the hokey pokey song is stuck in my head and a vision of them trying to put that man in his coffin. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! I'm gonna be laughing all day.
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    Old 07-20-2011, 04:29 AM
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    What she said!
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    Old 07-20-2011, 04:57 AM
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    Funny, LOL.
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    Old 07-20-2011, 05:37 AM
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    Those are good!! Thanks for starting my day off with laughter. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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    Old 07-20-2011, 05:38 AM
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    Funny
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    Old 07-20-2011, 05:39 AM
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    Love the hokey pokey jokey!
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    Old 07-20-2011, 05:40 AM
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    HA! Thanks, needed a smile.
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    Old 07-20-2011, 06:18 AM
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    Dancing the hokey pokey with GKs will never be the same. LOL
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    Old 07-20-2011, 06:40 AM
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    ROTFLMAO at the hokey pokey!
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