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    Old 06-02-2012, 11:53 PM
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    A wife says to her husband "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back".
    He says "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair".

    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
    She said she would like to come back as a cow.
    I said, "You're obviously not listening. "

    My wife has been missing for a week. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back,

    I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today!! At least I presume she was poor --- she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

    My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning, can you believe that... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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    Those are soo funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Those are one liners that Henny Youngman would have loved.
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    Real cute. I will use the one in the wheelchair at work tonight ( I work in the nursing home). lol
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    All are so funny, thanks for the laughs.
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    Old 06-03-2012, 08:49 PM
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    Originally Posted by Connie M.
    Those are one liners that Henny Youngman would have loved.
    Eons ago (the early 80's) I saw him in Vegas. He actually sat at the table next & was so nice & friendly.
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    What a great way to start the day - GREAT LAUGHS!
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    Love them all! Thanks for the laughs!
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    Wonderful! What a great laugh!
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    Old 06-04-2012, 11:33 AM
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    Chuckle, chuckle!!!
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