aronel

I have one to add Ditter, I used to work in the communications department of an airport in the Midwest, it was snowing quite heavily in our area and we were inundated with calls about flights, I received a call from a gentleman calling to confirm if the airport was taking off, (I'm sorry I couldn't help it) - I responded that I would hate to see the size of the aircraft that it would take, to lift the airport up and busted out laughing - he realized what he had said and laughed, then proceeded to ask me if I was flying today, (the devil made me do it), I told him no - I had to work.

aronel

Too Funny!!!

AuntieD

Your jokes should come with the warning to empty your bladder first! I laughed so hard I wet myself, totally worth it! You always have the best funnies, thank you.

NatalieMacDonald

Ditter this was great. My mascara blackened my eyes. My hubby and I had good laugh. Thanks.

bjrusty

lol Barb

quiltymom

There all so funny thanks for sharing!!!

mayday

so good as ever.

crazylady54

I worked customer service 20 years and yes they are out there. Still laughing.

anniesews

Ditter, you did it again. Love your morning funny things.

coopah

Thanks, Ditter, for the laughs! They do walk among us and they do reproduce...I taught the reproductions for 31 years! These were a great way to get going today!