Mona Marie

my brother works on computers and I am sending him the one about turning the clock back. See if he answers me.

scarlet14

and just remember they live among us and multiply

orangeroom

Thanks for the laugh of the day! Have a great day yourself!

scarlet14

they live among us and they multiply!!!!

scarlet14

not only do they live among us---they multply!!!!

sparkys_mom

"Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer: 'OK..'
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."'


This one really made me laugh. I've worked in customer support for computers for years. A long time ago, I was talking a customer through a problem and I kept telling her to type 'ABC' space 'DEF' and hit enter. I don't remember anymore exactly what i was telling her, but a space key was involved. Well, it wasn't working and she was getting more upset by the minute so I finally hung up, got in the car, and drove to her office. What I found was she was NOT hitting the space bar. She was actually typing "SPACE". We had a good laugh over it and I've always been careful to tell people "hit the space bar" since then. You just can never be certain how literally someone will take what you are saying.

karate lady

scarier still.......they reproduce.....

mountain deb

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sammie

please tell me where did you find these.... makes me think of times that I have made dumb computer comments too. *LOL* thanks for sharing

BarbaraSue

thanks again for the laugh Ditter.