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Old 05-14-2010, 03:41 AM
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love them all LOL
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:59 AM
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Oh, man! THIS is so funny today, and every day! :D
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:21 AM
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I can TOTALLY RELATE TO THE FOLLOWING:

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
*I think they should also take care of your sewing/quilting/hobby supplies so no one REALLY KNOWS how much stash you had!

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
*"THIS" has Never happened to me!

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
*It's ME = It"s ME!!!

23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
*Me! Me! Me! That's why I stock up on Oreos and Snickers!

25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
*YES YES YES!!!

26. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
*Ewwwwww! Yuck!

27. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
*I think some are FAILING COMMON SENSE 101.

30. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
*Sometimes I ask a question, get an answer and 2 minutes later can't remember the answer and have to ask the question again!

Thanks so much for posting these cute TRUTHS!
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:13 AM
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That was totally awesome. All of them were great. Thanks.
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:35 AM
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24. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

Yep, I've done this too many times.
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:02 AM
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32. does anybody know what i was planning to do once i stood up? i'm out of my chair but have no clue where i was going. :roll:
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by PatriceJ
32. does anybody know what i was planning to do once i stood up? i'm out of my chair but have no clue where i was going. :roll:
I have that same "disease"...lol
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by PatriceJ
32. does anybody know what i was planning to do once i stood up? i'm out of my chair but have no clue where i was going. :roll:
I can get where I was going alright, just can't remember why I went there :shock:
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:16 PM
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I have never in my life hit the snooze button on purpose. I always set my alarm as late as possible because I would hate having to be woken up twice (or more) when I don't really want to get up. Once is enough! I have hit it while dusting and have to reset it back to 0. What a pain!
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:33 PM
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Thats what she gets for dusting.
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