kjym

OH SO TRUE. BEEN THERE DONE THAT.
My question is how come when you finally find the bathroom it is usually like this story??????

kjym

I'm not sure if my first response went through.
Why is this so true????? Sorry for laughing but I think we have all been there and can picture your problem.
Also why does the womens restroom only have 4 or if your lucky 8 stalls. and you go into the mens and they have the same amount?
We were laughing at the Road 2 Ca. as we were standing in the never ending line. Well they had turned alot of the men's bathrooms into womens well you ended up with2 stalls and 2 urninals. As we were standing there we were discussing if in a pinch and if you got totally desparite could you really use one of those things??????????? I stated that I would end up with very wet shoes. Which everyone laughed which didnt help the wait.j
Then we all laughed wondering what the poor men did when they headed to the Men's and it was full of women. Welcome to our world guys.
kjym Kathy

JoanneS

Yes!!!!!!

Quilt-Writer

Funny and very true.
My grand daughter had to go very badly while we were traveling. I didn't hesitate to jump out of the single- seater ladies line and take her into the empty single-seater men's room. When we came out, there was still a line of women and one lone man. I looked him in the eye and said, "Next." He nodded a greeting and asked, "Any other takers?" The ladies looked at us as if we were crazy. He smiled and said, "At least there's one smart lady here."

arimuse

OMG! this cracks me up! I have been known to have my hubs pull over in the spring, in the snowmelt, in the country, in the dark, in the woods, to go - and that is coming home from dressed to the teeth in 4 inch heels dinners!!! When there are no woods I just open the front and back door to make a wall and go on the side of the road! A bathrm and toilet would be a first choice - (after wiping the seat from the previous user obviously standing over or even on the toilet and peeing all over the place.) Ladies females are not built to pee standing! I dont think the bladder empties properly -lol. and when the womens is too full I just use the mens if they have stalls! (I always have hubs there w/ me if I'm that desparate!)I always always always carry folded TP in the small zipper part of my purse - just in case. sharet

Paisleyc

OMG!!!!OMG!!ROTFLMB!!!!!
That one was the best in a long time and tears were in my eyes from laughing that I could hardly read it.
That was hysterical!!

Mizgoodie

You have just made my night. I have streaks of mascara running down my face from laughing so hard.

berrypatch

I had the same problem but a kind sole gave me this link and I printed them out.
http://quiltinggallery.com/2009/04/2...ters-acronyms/

p38flygirl

I can't find a tissue to wipe away the tears....Toooo funny..

Dee

Thanks for the memory of the bathroom trips. I needed a big laugh. I'm still laughing and crying. Best of all-its all so true. My GF and I were thinking of writing a book on this subject. As truck driving women we thought we saw it all.