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    Old 10-11-2010, 03:28 PM
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    THE WEDDING TEST

    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

    and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

    decided to get married. There was only one

    little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

    younger sister.


    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

    tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

    would regularly bend down when she was near

    me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

    be deliberate because she never did it when she was

    near anyone else.


    One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to

    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

    alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

    had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

    overcome.. She told me that she wanted me just once

    before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

    you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'


    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

    up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

    and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

    opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing

    outside, all clapping!


    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

    said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

    little test. We couldn't ask for a better

    man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
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    Old 10-11-2010, 03:32 PM
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    You really slay me, Ditter!!!! I'm still laughing out loud!!!!
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    Old 10-11-2010, 03:45 PM
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    OMGoodness!!!! You do find the funniest things!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 10-11-2010, 03:46 PM
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    oh girl, you always get me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 10-11-2010, 03:50 PM
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    oh good lordy that was funny.
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    Old 10-11-2010, 04:01 PM
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    I think we should have a section just for these "funnies and jokes." What do you all think?
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    Old 10-11-2010, 04:09 PM
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Old 10-11-2010, 04:15 PM
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    Oh, Gosh, THAT WAS GOOD!
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    Old 10-11-2010, 04:33 PM
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    Very funny! Thanks once again for the laughs!
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    Old 10-11-2010, 04:33 PM
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    :D Thanks for the laugh Ditter! Needed that. :D :D :D
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