Charlee

My mama used to tell me, "With THAT mouth, NO ONE will EVER think you're a lady...you'll be sorry for that someday!"

Hasn't happened yet.

I DO have to "clean it up" at work tho, and around kids...that sorta thing...so:

Peas and rice!
I often will say something is "FUBAR" (PM if you wanna know)
and the quiltiest thing? "Some Stitch!" ;)

jitkaau

"Thank-you."

auniqueview

If a southerner says to you, Well, Bless your heart....trust me, you have been insulted, lol.

It means you are stupid, lower than a mangy cur dog, don't have the sense God gave a rock, and should scurry off to the scum pond you crawled out of. And you aren't real pretty, either, lol.

quilt3311

oh fudge!!

auniqueview

My dh say dirty rotten racken frack. lol. Don't know where that comes from.

I can be pretty creative without being obscene. I had a history teacher back in high school who told us about the early presidential candidates, and how colorfully they 'cussed' each other, and none ever used a dirty word. After that, I tried to be more creative and colorful. Usually the people who annoyed me the most were too illiterate to be able to figure out what I had called them, lol.

Lindsey

Fine.... Or, whatever.

Aurora

Me too!! However, on the odd occasion when I think first, it's Rat Spit!

waladopa

Nothing

SamSew

OMYGG ( Oh my goodness gracious)

misscarol

I have two I use.....Seriously!! and crap on a cracker (I heard this on Big Bang Theory and it stuck)