Originally Posted by mochasue

Whenever we go fishing Maggie is on the lookout for a HOOKUP!
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UMM - you got one - reel it in!
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Probably not the funniest, but it's all I can think of right now.

Originally Posted by redkimba

I have a cat who lives to bring me items. One night I was playing WoW on the computer and heard her meowing like she does when fetching. Didn't really pay attention until I heard a "thunk" on the floor.

I went around the corner and discovered that she had fetched a set of pliers from the back bedroom where I had fixed a trunk. She was very happy about it.

Of course I thanked her but warned her not to do that too many times or she would chip her other fang...

Originally Posted by genghis khan

When my cat was still fairly young my ex and i wer painting the livingroom here and i had plastic all laid out nice and a paint tray on that becouse i was rolling the walls my ex was helping and keeping kitty out of trouble. Well the cat kept on coming around and i thought we wer keeping and eye on her when she jumped down from the back of the couch and right into the paint tray, she then proceeded to run through the house now covered in paint and traking paw prints through the house into the back bedroom and hid under the bed. So now i have this kitten covered with paint and scared hiding waay under the bed and groweling at me when i finally got her out my ex was laughing herself to tears becouse of how the cat looked and her groweling at me she was totally useless now in trying to help wash poor kitty off. Finally i very gently washed all the paint off her and all though she wasnt very happy with me she was ok after all was said and done. Chris

Originally Posted by mytwopals

My dog was running in the house one time. My kitchen floor is very slippery for her. She tried to turn the corner in the kitchen and her legs all went out from under her. She looked just like Bambi on ice, with all four legs going in a different direction. If that wasn't funny enough, she couldn't get herself back up. So I took advantage of the opportunity and trimmed all her nails, which she really hates. Then I picked up all 100lbs. of her and put her back on her feet. Man did I laugh my b**t off! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally Posted by MadQuilter

So far two of my cats (when kittens) took a running leap and nose-dived into the toilet. Their timing was impeccable, between lid being lifted and butt being seated. lol The look on all of our faces...priceless. Neither one appreciated the soapy bath either.

As for quilting: The felines took a group effort and peeled back a quilt top and shredded the batting to kingdom come. It was a quilt I was not too crazy about - they must have hated it. It never happened again with any other project.

Originally Posted by Maribeth

I came home one day and left my totebag on the stairs. I went into the computer/sewing room and completely lost track of time :oops: . A few hours later, I went back to the stairs to head up and there was the cornbread and there were butter packets torn open and spread about the stairwell with the cornbread. Now, here's the funny part, I didn't have any butter in my totebag. The cats, apparently, when upstairs to the kitchen table and found the butter packets left over from my husband's breakfast and brought them downstairs to have with the cornbread. How funny is that? :lol: My three cats went and got butter for their cornbread. When I told my DH, he said, "Well of course, I always want butter with my cornbread." And I said, "OK, but they are cats :!: "

Originally Posted by quiltncrazy

um, LOL! Maribeth, you carry cornbread in your totebag? Mine is 14" x 18", and I thought I had a lot of stuff in mine. Cats and cornbread...ya gotta wonder how much they do know! :D