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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:07 PM
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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...

    ' 'Go away !' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' And she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''

    The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork,
    'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:10 PM
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    rofl, thanks that was funny
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:10 PM
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    Too funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:12 PM
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    That's funny.
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:17 PM
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    LMBO...OMG...Too Funny!!!
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:22 PM
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    OMG~~~I NEEDED THAT LAUGH !!
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:24 PM
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    Oh my!!!!
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    Old 11-19-2010, 05:58 PM
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    LMBO!
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    Old 11-19-2010, 06:03 PM
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    now that is funny. i will have to remember this one.
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    Old 11-19-2010, 06:10 PM
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    That is great! Sounds like what I want to tell those jerks.
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