Why she got divorced. . . .
04-22-2011, 03:33 PM
#35
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Wow Guess I am odd ball man out. I found the story very sad. For one reason in reality., the drinking was a prelude of something that could happen. How many women in REAL life go drinking with a boss then to HIS APT.????? not real, but for the chidlren and hubby to be there and her not clothed, hmmmm not even a reality... NOW on other hand this can and does happen in real life up to the hubby showing up for a party. One reason why BOTH need to be so supportive of each other... Our feelings get hurt so easy over many things... Men and women do not listen to each other. this is what breaks my heart in the real world.
sorry for being such a poo. :) Grandma Lehr,,,, I know you story was in fun and I DO TAKE IT AS SUCH. I only added to it in a way... the reality of humans and the importance to ALWAYS be considerate of our love ones...
sorry for being such a poo. :) Grandma Lehr,,,, I know you story was in fun and I DO TAKE IT AS SUCH. I only added to it in a way... the reality of humans and the importance to ALWAYS be considerate of our love ones...
04-22-2011, 03:41 PM
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Here is a funny few lines that got me laughing today. Posted on one of my other quilting websites. Hope you find it funny also!AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
04-22-2011, 04:25 PM
#37
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 741
Oh Lordy ---- the tears are running down my cheeks because I'm laughing so hard. That story was priceless - can't wait to relate it to my DH this evening ... thanks!!!
And, the Amazing Simple Home Remedies are just the best. I'm sending these to myself so I can forward them around the world ... perfect!!
And, the Amazing Simple Home Remedies are just the best. I'm sending these to myself so I can forward them around the world ... perfect!!
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