Ditter43

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

barnbum

Hmm..I still think my hubby would pick me. :lol:

cjomomma

The problem with a dog instead of a wife is the dog can't cook, clean and do laundry. I think Dh would pick me too.

lynnie

ilove your daily giggles and look forward to them every day. keep 'em coming!!!!!!

littlehud

You always make me laugh.

litacats

my father inlaw said they meet you at thedoor with a wagging tail not a wagging tongue

C.Cal Quilt Girl

Oh...so thats the reasons LOL
Ditter Thanks again for the funny words of wisdom!! :)

mygirl66

Aint that the truth!

CarrieAnne

LOL!

drivingsusan

I can count on you for my daily wake-up laugh!!
Gets my heart going!!
Thank you!!!!