Japonica

For Marymc who responded to my story about the wrong DH made me think of something else when she said all the men look alike from behind; jeans, ballcap and tape measure on belt.

One time DH and I were in Home Depot. Two male employees approached me as I was bending over to look at some lamp shades. (I saw them out of the corner of my eye). All of a sudden someone "goosed" me. :shock:

I quickly turned around and my husband was about three feet behind me. The two male employees were laughing so hard, I thought they were going to fall over. Unaware of what happened, I discovered my dh had taken his tape measure and goosed me with it, then quickly rolled up the tape measure to hide and secure the evidence. MEN!!!!!!!! :twisted:

clem55

that is so funny!!

littlehud

That is so funny. DH is a stinker. He almost got two other guys in trouble.

sahm4605

those guys are lucky they weren't closer and you are not a slapper. hehe that would have been a big goose egg for hubby. who was probably rolling on the floor laughing.

sueisallaboutquilts

Oh no, not again!! hahahahaha :D

featherweight

Now that is hillarious!!!! I just about dampened myself!!!

joan_quilts

My dh likes to reach around and "honk honk" at my boobs. One day, he was fixing a kitchen sink for our friends when he reached up and did the honk honk. The only problem was he honked my friend!

He came out from under the sink, red faced and tongue tied! We all laughed about it and it was a priceless moment!

RatherB Quilting

Too funny!!!!

Missysgottohelp

This sounds like my DH. I've learned never to turn my back on him. LOL.

virtualbernie

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: