You know you need to use your readers when....
#21
glad your skin is doing well.................lol
I poured myself a coffee and went to the fridge for the milk. Poured milk, brought it back to the fridge, sat at the table and took a sip of coffee: boaaahhhh, it was black!?
Next to the newspaper the ashtray was filled with milk.......
I poured myself a coffee and went to the fridge for the milk. Poured milk, brought it back to the fridge, sat at the table and took a sip of coffee: boaaahhhh, it was black!?
Next to the newspaper the ashtray was filled with milk.......
#22
I know the feeling. I not only have readers in every room but I wear a pair tucked into my blouse so I always have them on hand. Only problem is that I forget I have them tucked in and so I go into another room looking for another pair. And how many times have they been in the room and you can't figure out where they are. Or they are on your head and you don't realize it.
#24
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Originally Posted by earthwalker
Know the feeling...used "body gloss" (you know the stuff with little bits of sparkle) instead of facial moisturiser one morning....looked like something off Star Trek, once that wedges in the wrinkles it's a devil to get off!
#25
I think we all do the same stuff, I've misplaced the regular glasses, and will walk around squinting at table
tops, b-room sinks.... can't even go anywhere to find a
new pair, Thank Goodness for being enough of a pack-rat to keep up with the old pair.:)
tops, b-room sinks.... can't even go anywhere to find a
new pair, Thank Goodness for being enough of a pack-rat to keep up with the old pair.:)
#28
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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*SIGH* I have worn bifocals since age 22 until I had to go to trifocals at 50-something. I don't have an option of looking, its the first thing I put on even before my feet hit the floor. Otherwise, I might miss it!
#29
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I am falling off my chair, too, but with tears in my eyes and an aching belly from all the laughter. Nothing better than a good laugh and giggle! Thanks for telling us! Your stories are hilarious :)
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