Here is a funny!!!
#1
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."
#9
LOL - you remind me of my Awana group. Our lesson was Adam and Eve eating from the forbidden tree. When we were doing the coloring page one little guy said he couldn't color that tree.
me: Why not?
3 year old child: That's, the knowledge tree.
me: What's special about that tree?
child: if you eat something from that it, you turn into a snake!
Well at least he heard part of the story!
me: Why not?
3 year old child: That's, the knowledge tree.
me: What's special about that tree?
child: if you eat something from that it, you turn into a snake!
Well at least he heard part of the story!
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