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    Old 01-15-2011, 11:39 AM
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    Originally Posted by PatriceJ
    you just need to rearrange your furniture.

    my computer and sewing machine are positioned within a short roll of each other. i can zip back and forth between the two.

    it drives the dog crazy. she no sooner settles into a spot than i'm rolling back to it. :lol:
    oh my goodness, I hope she/he is not a long sausage type dog...and takes a while to get out of the way! :lol:
    Come to think of it...if it doesn't move in time, it might be a long dog, no matter what the breed, LOL! :XD:
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    Old 01-15-2011, 11:44 AM
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    Originally Posted by PatriceJ
    Originally Posted by sewTinker
    Congratulations, patrice. You have been promoted to cleverest quiltingBoard doctor. You have, however, neglected to mention cures or treatments. Don't tell me. I think I know. Incurable; only known treatment, Chocolate. Would you agree, doctor?
    i believe most doctors prescribe either chocolate (in all its variations), wine, moonshine, or the patient's chosen combination thereof.

    hello. my name is PatriceJ. i'm a chocolate covered fabriholic who also suffers from all known and as yet undiscovered strains of quiltitus.

    please don't stare. just stuff fat quarters into my cup and move along.

    :lol:
    that's it...if I don't have the fever already (and I highly suspect I'm rampant with it)...
    infect me. infect me quick! Mouse with LARGE cup, roflmboff!
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    Old 01-15-2011, 11:45 AM
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    Originally Posted by gaigai
    Originally Posted by sandpat
    Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!

    Patrice....you are a hoot!!

    OOOHHHH!! A Chocolate epi-pen!! What an invention!! If we can find a manufacturer we'll be RICH!!!
    9-1-1 - my little throat is swelling... ;)
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    Old 01-15-2011, 05:52 PM
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    Originally Posted by Mousie
    Originally Posted by gaigai
    Originally Posted by sandpat
    Gosh...I thought you were having some kind of fabric withdrawal spasm!!! I came *tttthhhhhiiiisssssss* close to calling 911! I was gonna tell them to pack chocolate..works like an epipen for anaphalactic shock :lol:!!!

    Patrice....you are a hoot!!

    OOOHHHH!! A Chocolate epi-pen!! What an invention!! If we can find a manufacturer we'll be RICH!!!
    9-1-1 - my little throat is swelling... ;)

    Y'all are killing me here, this thread is too funny!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Old 01-15-2011, 06:06 PM
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    Oh no I believe there is an epidemic going on here! We should all be quarantined to our sewing rooms/areas until we finish something....
    I have this BAD so maybe I should stay in there twice the length of the quarantine!

    Vicky
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    Old 01-20-2011, 09:12 AM
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    I've been away for a week and have had withdrawal symptoms! PatriceJ, you've given me such a good laugh - your 'viruses' sum me up beautifully - I think I'm suffering from them all!
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    Old 01-20-2011, 09:16 AM
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    Originally Posted by lyndad
    Hi my name is Lynda and I'm a quiltaholic, join the crowd
    Hello Lynda. name is Marbeth and I'm a quiltaholic,
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    Old 01-22-2011, 05:54 PM
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    I just started and have this disease- so many ideas - so little time.
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    Old 01-22-2011, 06:13 PM
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    ROFLMAO


    Originally Posted by PatriceJ
    oh ... yes. that's among the most annoying of the quiltitus virus strains.

    you have quiltitus nofinishus

    then there are:
    quiltitus buytoomuchifus
    quiltitus neverstarticus
    - often brought on by quiltitus can'tmakeupmymindwhichprojecttopickifus ... leading invariably to quiltitus juststareatallthatfabricus

    none of those are as bad, however, as
    -quiltitus ranoutofthefabricbeforethequiltwasdoneicus
    -quiltitus can'tfindTHEoneremainingfabricIneedforthisprojecti fus

    the one that will nearly kill the average quilter?

    quiltitus imissedthehalfoffsalebyonedayicus!
    :thumbup: :D :D :D :thumbup:
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    Old 01-22-2011, 06:14 PM
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    Originally Posted by feffertim
    I am suffering from quiltitus, I am a great starter but bad finisher, I suspect many quilters have this disease
    Only cure I know is to buy more fabric... ha ha ha :)
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