My wife looks at the cloths people wear. Then tells me what kind of quilt it would make.

Eating a Sicilian pizza with my husband caused me to start creating quilt blocks in my mind. I actually chose a slice that would create a very cute block with the slices left on the pan. Do I need professional help?

You have to have your kids or spouse check your clothes for loose threads before you go out in public. =)

When your reading a breakfast menu and read stack of pancakes but see stack and whack.