It's still laying out this morning. It was on the rock overnight when it's gotten a bit cool (high 70's). Has two big bumps in it.

Oh that sounds like my husband. He oncd put a handwoven wool blanket through the washer and dryer because he hadn't seen me wadh it in a while.

Thanks for the laugh. Mine would have drven over then walked on it coming into the house.

It's on the sidewalk. Walking on it is not a problem!

My son put bleach in the wash of a quilt that belonged to his girlfriend. She didn't kill him. Bless her heart.

My DH does these things to help me as well. He's always trying to "help" in the kitchen. I haven't moved anything in this kitchen for 10 years, and he still doesn't know where anything goes. My DD moved back in recently, and after 2 weeks knows where all but 2 things go. I don't let him in the sewing room except to help with hanging shelves etc. He wants to "help" by throwing things out.
He's hard to live with, but my life would be very dull without him!

I did have to laugh - and sympathize with these posts!

My lady friend ran into one of the water pipes with a golf cart at the RV park we live in - the water pressure must be pretty good - the water shot up about 25 feet! This was about 1 am Christmas morning! These pipes stick up out of the ground about two feet. The owner was really quite mellow about it as he repaired it!

Lordy, I can relate with my husband and two teenagers who are in the middle of the "airhead" years...
NOBODY in this house listens or thinks clearly lately!! Very frustsrating!!!

I can RELATE!!! Only we have lived here for 20 years and he still has no idea in which drawer things belong. I TRULY think that is because I have done it all for so many years....now, when he has to pitch in---DH doesn't have a clue!!!!!!

I am rolling on the floor......to funny and I'm crying'. My DH must be related to yours, cuz he would do the same.