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bearisgray 09-22-2015 10:07 AM

green heron - those were clever!

Greenheron 09-22-2015 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by OhCanada (Post 7324745)
May your stash be revealed to all on tv's "Hoarders"

That's the thought that keeps (most of) acquisitions in check.

Debbie C 09-22-2015 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by Kitsie (Post 7323538)
"May your quilts be covered with the hair of a thousand cats!"

Is that a curse or a blessing?? I have six cats and EVERYTHING is covered!

bearisgray 09-22-2015 11:59 AM

It seems like these can be put into categories -

1) mildly vexing, but not damaging to anything - cat hair, for example
2) seriously frustrating - not able to find the fabric, machine part no longer available, etc.
3) almost disastrous - quilt is torn, scorched by the iron, dyes bled, the quilter used the wrong pantograph - the quilt might be unsalvageable - but nothing life-threatening is involved

Truly disastrous - the whole house burns down - one is diagnosed with stage 5 cancer - that sort of thing

Some days - the trivial gets me as riled as the serious problem!

bearisgray 09-22-2015 12:01 PM

So far - no mention of the quilt police!

madamekelly 09-22-2015 12:45 PM

May you spend two days long arm quilting your silk GFG quilt, and find nothing but bird's nests on the back.
May the quilt police sneak into your ufo pile, and point out all you did "wrong".
May your 1/4" foot be the factory reject that is actually 3/32".

IBQUILTIN 09-22-2015 01:40 PM

May Jane's eyesight become so bad that she cannot thread a needle

rosiewell 09-22-2015 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by Cheshirecatquilter (Post 7323484)
May Susan happily chain piece for an hour without a clue that there is no thread in her bobbin.

LOL I love this one even though I've been there done that! (maybe someone put the curse on me!)

rosiewell 09-22-2015 02:23 PM

Love your blessings Zozee, I am going to have to share it!

bearisgray 09-22-2015 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by rosiewell (Post 7324966)
Love your blessings Zozee, I am going to have to share it!

They are good ones!


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