Quilt Pox
11-07-2009, 06:36 PM
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Saw this sign on the wall at my LQS today. I think I might be infectious!
**WARNING** Quilt Pox
Very Contagious to Adults
Symptoms: Continual complaint as to need for snuggling under a handmade quilt. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to spouse, kids, and friends. Has no taste for bedspreads or electric blankets. Hangs out at Quilting Bees. Mumbles to self: "Log Cabin, Double Wedding Ring, Ohio Rose...Need Fat Quarters."
NO KNOWN CURE
Treatment: Medication is useless; disease is not fatal. Victim should attend as many Quilt Shows and visit as many Quilt Shops as possible.
I don't know about you, but I think, I might take the cure. :D
**WARNING** Quilt Pox
Very Contagious to Adults
Symptoms: Continual complaint as to need for snuggling under a handmade quilt. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to spouse, kids, and friends. Has no taste for bedspreads or electric blankets. Hangs out at Quilting Bees. Mumbles to self: "Log Cabin, Double Wedding Ring, Ohio Rose...Need Fat Quarters."
NO KNOWN CURE
Treatment: Medication is useless; disease is not fatal. Victim should attend as many Quilt Shows and visit as many Quilt Shops as possible.
I don't know about you, but I think, I might take the cure. :D
11-08-2009, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by renee765
Quilt Pox AND SABLE - sounds like I need to retire and stay home working on my health!
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