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    Old 01-02-2011, 07:44 AM
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    Do you need a hug today?
    You did a good job.
    Pets for life are here.
    Are you warm enough?
    Come to the activity room.
    Do you want to play bingo?
    Do you want to go to the church service?
    Who is this person in your pictures?
    Your son/ daughter is coming.
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    Old 01-02-2011, 07:46 AM
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    My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.

    Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.

    Code Brown!!

    ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!

    STAT my ass, it can wait!!

    ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?
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    Old 01-02-2011, 07:49 AM
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    In the backside or the arm
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    Old 01-02-2011, 07:56 AM
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    You'll feel a slight pinch!
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    Old 01-02-2011, 08:04 AM
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    The doctor will be with you in a minute. (Yeah, right!)
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    Old 01-02-2011, 08:07 AM
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    "Wash your hands, wash your hands, wash your hands!"
    On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the worst pain you can imagine)what is your pain level?
    Let's see if I can help you make that better.
    How can I help you?
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    Old 01-02-2011, 08:12 AM
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    Originally Posted by gaigai
    My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.

    Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.

    Code Brown!!

    ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!

    STAT my ass, it can wait!!

    ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?
    Every nurse needs that first one on a button!
    :-D
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    Old 01-02-2011, 08:55 AM
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    lol
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    Old 01-02-2011, 09:07 AM
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    My sister is a nurse in a CV-ICU unit and families all want in at the same time so.....

    Only one visitor at a time!
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    Old 01-02-2011, 09:11 AM
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    Nurses do it with patience.
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