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01-02-2011, 10:08 AM

#21

granma1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gaigai

My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.

Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.

Code Brown!!

ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!

STAT my ass, it can wait!!

ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?

My sister is a nurse ,but she is like this nurse. Mean

01-02-2011, 10:51 AM

#22

cmsnurse

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your emergency isn't necessarily mine.

not wearing a helmet is the power of natural selection at work.

you want the good news or the bad first?

Your not going to die today, but we don't know whats wrong with you either.

01-02-2011, 11:01 AM

#23

smockingRN

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I Love these!
Karen in La.

01-02-2011, 11:03 AM

#24

karen65ae

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Roll over
I's Monday(or what ever day you want) today
Hold on for 2 seconds

01-02-2011, 11:08 AM

#25

Theresa

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Can't wait to see the finished quilt! It will be priceless!!!

01-02-2011, 11:44 AM

#26

Ramona Byrd

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Drop your pants and bend over.

01-02-2011, 12:04 PM

#27

dsb38327

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Let's just turn on this light.
Wake up and take your sleeping pills.
I'll ask the doctor and let you know.
(All this is said in jest because we all know what value the nurses add. Without the nurses the doctors would be unemployed.)

01-02-2011, 12:10 PM

#28

sumcoop

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Mine is " Nurses call the shots!"

01-02-2011, 12:11 PM

#29

dglvr

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd

Drop your pants and bend over.

Yeap. I was just thinking of this one too. ha.

01-02-2011, 12:12 PM

#30

sumcoop

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There is a reason angels and nurses both wear white.

Nurses are angels here on earth

Not what a nurse would say but hopefully what their patients think of them