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    Old 01-03-2011, 04:25 PM
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    Old 01-03-2011, 04:27 PM
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    the one we remember the most was when my husband was in for back surgery and he had a male nurse, he would come in and ask my husband, "are you ready for your bath?' then he would tell my husband, "just call me when your ready" so my husband calls him, the nurse didn't answer, when the nurse finally showed up my husband was telling him he had called several times and the nurse asked, in a soft voice "why? were you scared?"
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    Old 01-03-2011, 04:53 PM
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    Originally Posted by Nancylou
    On a more serious note...When my husband was in the hospital a nurse told me " God doesn't give you more than you can handle". I'll never forget that statement. Sounds like a great quilt to make!! Be sure to post some pictures when you are finished. :-)
    I agree with that. I will post pictures
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    Old 01-03-2011, 05:02 PM
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    We're employee challenged today.
    BINGO
    You want what when?
    Where's my ativan?
    I need you nurse!
    It's enema time.
    I'm a legal drug pusher.
    What do you mean there is a narcotic missing?
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    Old 01-03-2011, 05:07 PM
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    RN = Real Nurturing
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    Old 01-03-2011, 05:41 PM
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    Drop your pants, take your clothes off, here's a gown, what pharmacy do you use, are you in pain?
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    Doctor's Orders!
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    NO prune juice on my shift!!
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    You are going to the lab, xray,
    MRI (magnetic resonance Imaging), Cat Scan.
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    Old 01-03-2011, 06:38 PM
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    "The doctor is running a little late".

    From an RN
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