kwhite

Me in any short shorts or a bikini would bring hilarity or nausea to all that view it reguardless of the fabric used.

MadQuilter

U R incorrigible. rofl - now I have to clean my monitor.

sandpat

AND....I wanna see pictures of it..whatever "it" turns out to be...a cap, a shirt..bikini....whatever!!! I'll even pay you for them! :lol: :shock:

Mousie

well, I thought it looked familiar at first, like a guy I know, but no,
nose is shorter, LOLLOLOLOLOLOL...can't breathe...it just keeps rolling...
rolling, rolling, rolling,
oh, my tummy is swollen... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mousie

[quote=sandpat]AND....I wanna see pictures of it..whatever "it" turns out to be...a cap, a shirt..bikini....whatever!!! I'll even pay you for them! :lol: :shock: [/quote

Patti's right....we ALL want to see pictures...
with you in it!!!:P
hmmm...we could do another poll...lol...like Patches and Flirt* !!!! :XD::

kwhite

If you seriously want a peice of this fabric PM me and I will go over to the store and see what I can get. I will be happy to send you some and see what you can do with it.

gaigai

Uh oh. I think you're gonna be surprised by the response you get! LOL. I'm not sure you have that much, unless you bought the whole bolt! And don't forget, I'm first in line! I'll swap. What color do you prefer?

I love you guys. You are soooooooo funny!

kwhite

I love yellow. How much do you want?

Mousie

gaigai....having worked as a cna, and in medical records...been a few years...learned that medical personnel can be quite earthy...bc of the barriers that come down btwn patients and caretaker...
had a mole excised on my shin...and it hurt like he double hockey sticks...don't mind saying hell, just like writing that...LOL
but, doc knew how much shot hurt, and I was nervous...DD was in there with me,...and to distract me...he told dirty jokes, to me, while cutting this thing off!!!
I am soooo blonde....how blonde are you?
I am so blonde, after bout busting a gut at him....when we went in the bathroom, had to ask my daughter, what??? i didn't get it???? :roll: :lol:

gaigai

[quote=quiltncrazy][quote=gaigai]
Hi q&c, well, I deliberately let the "Buxom Blonde" ICU nurse comment pass 'cause I'd have to admit that I'm auburn, not blonde, and that I'm as "buttsom" as I am buxom, if you get my drift. Hey, I'm an old lady! I'm a boomer! LOL.

But yeah, you know how nurse humor is. Actually you sound like my mom. We always have to explain dirty jokes to her. My favorite is...(OMG she's gonna kill me for putting this online, but I SWEAR it's true)....I told her a joke where the punchline was something about "tuna fish". She didn't get it. When I tried to explain that the joke is that "supposedly" it refers to "women" (I'm trying to be clean here), my mom's CLASSIC response was "Oh no! It can't! Your father HATES tunafish!" Needless to say, SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIVE THAT ONE DOWN!